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Rib-Eye Steak*

Flame Grilled 12 oz. All Natural Angus Beef Basted with Garlic Herb Butter. With Sautéed Red Potatoes and Fresh Vegetables.

$21
Gorgonzola Alfredo

Penne Macaroni Noodles Tossed in a Gorgonzola Cream Sauce and Parmesan Sauce. Topped with Blackened Grilled Chicken + Parmesan Cheese With Garlic Bread.

$15
Grilled Sockeye Salmon*

Flame Grilled Wild Alaskan Sockeye Salmon Basted with Garlic Herb Butter. With Sauteéd Red Potatoes + Fresh Vegetables.

$17
Fish + Chips

True Cod Fillets, Breaded with Seasoned Panko Batter. With Fries, Coleslaw and Tartar Sauce.

$11.99
Mac + Cheese

Our Four Cheese Blend Tossed in Penne Pasta

$12

Smoked Bacon $2.50

Grilled Jalapeños $1

Spicy Sausage $2.50

Happy Hour

Pickle Chips

Crisp, Salty Pickle Chips, Freshly Breaded, Seasoned. With Ranch Dressing.

$5.50
Chicken Strips

Breaded Chicken Tenders. With Fries + Ranch Dressing

$5.49
Chicken Sliders

Crispy Chicken, Lettuce, Tomato, Cheddar Cheese + Chipotle Aioli. With Fries.

$6
Pork Tacos

Three Corn Tortillas, Guajillo Chile Marinated Pork, Red Onions, Cilantro + Salsa

$7.50
Beef Sliders

Flame Grilled Black Canyon Chuck, Bacon Jam, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles + Mayo On A Potato Roll. With Fries.

$6
Steak Tacos

Two Corn Tortillas, Grilled Steak, Avocado Crema, Lettuce + Cheese. With Salsa.

$5.99
Mini Pizza

Whole Milk Mozzarella Cheese, Pepperoni, Pineapple + Tomato Sauce.

$6.50
Hot Wings

Dry Habanero Spice Rub. With Carrots, Cucumbers + Ranch Dressing.

$9
Nachos

Mini Nachos Grande.

$6.99

JP’s Mediocrity IPA + Insignificance Hoppy Red Ale

Are Brewed And Batched By Locally Owned Lazy Boy Brewing Exclusively For JP’s.

JP's Mediocrity IPA

This IPA Has A Great Balance Of Malt And Bright Citrus Notes. Including Hops From Falconers Flight + Amarillo. 5.8% ABV, 64 IBU’s.
JP's Insignificance Hoppy Red Ale

This Red Ale Has A Great Balance Of Hops Including Chinook, Falconers Flight + Centennial. 7.2% ABV, 36 IBU’s

Draught

16 oz., 23 oz. or Flight of 4 (6 oz. ea.)

JP’s Mediocrity IPA

5.8% ABV, 64 IBU’s
JP’s Insignificance Red Ale

7.2% ABV, 36 IBU’s
Georgetown Manny’s

5.4% ABV, 38 IBU’s
Full Sail Cascade Pilsner

6% ABV, 60 IBU’s
7 Seas Rude Parrot IPA

5.9% ABV, 75 IBU’s
7 Seas Cutts Amber

6.2% ABV, 44 IBU’s
*Dystopian State Thought Police IPA,

6.3% ABV, 55 IBU’s
Half Lion Log Show Blonde

5% ABV, 15 IBU’s
*Ruben’s Robust Porter

5.9% ABV, 30 IBU’s
*Elysian Superfuzz Blood Orange Pale Ale
*No-Li Red, White & No-Li Pale Ale

6.1% ABV 35 IBU’s
Mac & Jacks African Amber

5.9% ABV, 35 IBU’s
Iron Horse Irish Death Ale

7.8% ABV, 12 IBU’s
Widmer Hefeweizen

4.9% ABV, 30 IBU’s
Blue Moon Belgian White

5.4% ABV, 9 IBU’s
Wet Coast Moving Day IPA

6.4% ABV, 55 IBU’s
2 Towns BrightCider

6% ABV
Miller Genuine Draft

4.7% ABV
Bud Light

4.2% ABV
Coors Light

4.2% ABV

Bottle

*Truly Spiked & Sparkling Grapefruit & Pomelo
Budweiser Bottle / 16oz Aluminum
Bud Light Bottle / 16oz Aluminum
Miller Lite
Miller Genuine Draft
PBR Tallboys
Rainier Tallboys / Pale Ale
Becks N/A
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Omissions IPA
Corona/ Corona Light
Heineken
Henry Weinhards
Stella Artois/Stella Cidre
Redhook ESB Tallboys
Guiness
Michelob Ultra
Best Damn Root Beer

Red

Hogue

Cabernet
Bernard Griffin

Cabernet
14 Hands

Cabernet
Cypress Vineyards

Merlot By J. Lohr
Trinity oaks

Pinot Noir
14 hands

Stampede Red Blend

Lunch/Dinner

Cheese Burger

Lettuce, Tomato, Cheddar Cheese + Mayo. Served with Fries.

$5
Cheese Pizza

Creamy Whole Milk Mozzarella + Tomato Sauce.

$5
Grilled Cheese

Grilled Sour White or Wheat Bread + Cheddar Cheese. Served with Fries.

$5
Chicken Strips

Breaded Chicken Tenders. Served with Fries.

$5
Mac + Cheese

Penne Macaroni Noodles Tossed in our Two Cheese Sauce.

$5
Fish + Chips

Seasoned Panko Battered True Cod Fillets. Served with Fries.

$6
Mini Corn Dogs

Served with Fries.

$5

Breakfast

Pancakes

Two Pancakes, A Cage Free Scrambled Egg + Two Slices Of Smoked Bacon Or A Sausage Link

$5.50
French Toast

Two Slices Of French Toast, One Cage Free Scrambled Egg + Two Slices Of Smoked Bacon Or A Sausage Link

$5.50
Belgian Waffles

One Large Belgian Waffle, One Cage Free Scrambled Egg + Two Slices Of Smoked Bacon Or A Sausage Link

$5.50
Classic Combo

One Cage Free Scrambled Egg, Two Slices Of Smoked Bacon Or A Sausage Link + Hash Browns Or Cubed Potatoes.

$5.50

Beverages

Milk or Chocolate Milk

$2
Hot Chocolate

$2
Lemonade

$2
Dr. Pepper, Mist Twist, Orange Crush, Pepsi Or Root Beer

Free Refills

$2
Iced Tea

$2
Juice: Apple, Cranberry, Grapefruit, Orange or Pineapple

$2

Sandwiches

With Choice Of Fries, Tater Tots, Crispy Onion Strings Or House Slaw.

BLT

Thick Sliced Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Mayo. On Grilled Sour White Bread

$12

Avocado $2

Double the Bacon $5

Cage Free Egg* $1

Cheese (Cheddar, Havarti, Gorgonzola, or Pepper Jack) $1
Philly Cheese Steak

Sliced All Natural Angus Ribeye, Grilled Onions And Peppers + Our Cheese Sauce. On A Baked Amoroso’s Bakery Roll.

$13
PRIME RIB DIP

Black Canyon Angus Rib-eye. Slow Roasted, Sliced Thin and Simmered in Au Jus. On a Baked Amoroso’s Bakery Roll. With Au Jus.

$11.99
Reuben

In-House Braised Corned Beef, Havarti Cheese, Sauerkraut + Thousand Island Dressing. On Grilled Rye Bread.

$11.50
Turkey Club

In-House Roasted Turkey Breast, Lettuce, Smoked Bacon, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, Avocado, Tomato + Mayo. On Three Slices Of Grilled Sour White Bread

$13
Italian Grinder

Uncured Pepperoni, Soppressata, Genoa Salami, Whole Milk Mozzarella Cheese, Mama Lil’s Peppers, Red Onions + Tomato. On A Baked Non-GMO Artisan Baguette

$12
Hot Bird

- In-House Roasted Turkey Breast, Smoked Bacon, Jalapeños, Havarti Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato + Tarragon Ranch Dressing. On A Baked Amoroso’s Bakery Roll

$11.50

Burgers

Our Beef Is All Natural, Hormone And Antibiotic Free. With Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Pickles + Mayo. Choice Of Fries, Tater Tots Or Coleslaw. Sub: Sautéed Red Potatoes. +1 | Sautéed Fresh Vegetables. +1 | Salad. +2 | Soup. +2 | Gluten Free Bun. +1 Substitute Garden Patty - No Charge.

Wagyu*

Flame Grilled 8 oz. Australian Wagyu. On A Grilled Brioche Bun. (Wagyu Is Well Known For Its Abundant Marbling + Rich Flavor.)

$14
Angus*

Flame Grilled 8 oz. Fresh Ground Angus Chuck. On A Grilled Brioche Bun

$10
Burger Add-Ons

Avocado $2

Smoked Bacon $2.50

Grilled Mushrooms $1

Grilled Onions $1

Grilled Jalapeños $1

Cage Free Egg $1

(Tillamook Cheddar, Havarti, Gorgonzola, Or Pepper Jack.) $1
HY IU*

- Flame Grilled 12 oz. Fresh Ground Angus Chuck, Smoked Bacon + Tillamook Cheddar, Gorgonzola, Havarti Or Pepper Jack Cheese. On A Grilled Sesame Seed Bun.

$14
Burger Dip*

Flame Grilled 8 oz. Fresh Ground Angus Chuck, Smoked Bacon, Grilled Onions + Havarti Cheese. On A Grilled Non-GMO Artisan Baquette. With Au Jus.

$12
B.B.Q.*

Flame Grilled 8 oz. Fresh Ground Angus Chuck, Smoked Bacon, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, Onions Strings + BBQ Sauce. On A Grilled Brioche Bun.

$13
Meaty Yolker*

Flame Grilled 8 oz. Fresh Ground Angus Chuck, Sunny-Side Up Cage Free Egg, Smoked Bacon + Tillamook Cheddar Cheese. On A Grilled Brioche Bun.

$13
Pesto Chicken

All Natural Flame Grilled Chicken Breast, Basil Pesto Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Basil + Tomato. On A Grilled Potato Bun.

$11.50
Ranch Chicken

All Natural Flame Grilled Chicken Breast, Smoked Bacon, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese + Tarragon Ranch Dressing. On A Grilled Potato Bun.

$12.50
Tap’s Turkey

- Grilled Ground Turkey, Pepper Jack Cheese, Jalapeños, Avocado + Chipotle Mayo. On A Grilled Brioche Bun

$12.50
Salmon*

- Flame Grilled Wild Caught Alaskan Sockeye Salmon + Tartar Sauce. On a Grilled Brioche Bun.

$14
Fish2

Panko Battered Cod Fillets, Cheddar Cheese + Tartar Sauce. On A Grilled Brioche Bun.

$11.50

Hyiu Favorites

Ribeye Steak*

Flame Grilled 12 oz. All Natural Angus Beef Basted With Garlic Herb Butter. With Sautéed Red Potatoes + Fresh Vegetables

$21
Gorgonzola Alfredo

Penne Macaroni Noodles Tossed In A Gorgonzola Cream Sauce. Topped With Blackened Grilled Chicken Breast + Parmesan Cheese. With Garlic Bread

$15
Grilled Sockeye Salmon*

- Flame Grilled Wild Alaskan Sockeye Salmon Basted With Garlic Herb Butter. With Sautéed Red Potatoes + Fresh Vegetables.

$17
Fish + Chips

Breaded And Seasoned Fresh Wild Alaskan Cod. With Fries, House Slaw + Tartar Sauce

$12.50
Mac + Cheese

Our Four Blend Cheese Tossed In Penne Pasta.

$12
Mac + Cheese Add-Ons

Smoked Bacon $2.50

Grilled Jalapeños $1

Spicy Sausage $2.50

Pizzas

Artichoke Margarita

Fresh Mozzarella, Tomato, Fresh Basil, Artichoke Hearts + Basil Pesto Sauce.

12" $14

16" $18.50

GF $12
Sausage + Peppers

Spicy Sausage, Mama Lil’s Peppers, Whole Milk Mozzarella + Tomato Sauce.

12" $14

16" $18.50

GF $12
The Monster

Uncured Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Black Olives, Smoked Bacon, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Whole Milk Mozzarella + Tomato Sauce.

12" $20

16" $23

GF $15
Veggie

Onions, Green Peppers, Black Olives, Mama Lil’s Peppers, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Whole Milk Mozzarella + Tomato Sauce.

12" $16

16" $19

GF $12
MEAT

- Uncured Pepperoni, Spicy Sausage, Genoa Salami, Soppressata, Whole Milk Mozzarella + Tomato Sauce.

12" $16

16" $19

GF $13
Garlic Chicken

Smoked Bacon, Chicken, Garlic, Red Onions, Green Peppers + White Cream Sauce.

12" $16

16" $19

GF $13
Build Your Own

SAUCES: Tomato or White Cream. TOPPINGS: Bacon, Black Olives, Chicken, Extra Mozzarella, Genoa Salami, Green Peppers, Ham, Mama Lil’s Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions, Pineapple, Soppressata, Spicy Sausage, and Tomatoes + Uncured Pepperoni 7” .50 Ea. 12” 1.25 Ea. 16” 1.75 Ea. GF 1.00 Ea.

7" Ea $5

12" Ea $1.25

16"Ea $1.75

GF $1

Salads

House

- Organic Mixed Greens, Black Olives, Red Onions, English Cucumbers, Grape Tomatoes, Croutons + Parmesan Cheese. (Entrée Served With Garlic Bread.)

Starter $5

Entrée $9

Blackened Wild Caught Alaskan Sockeye Salmon.* + $7

Prawns. $7

Chicken Breast $4
Strawberry Spinach

Spinach, Strawberries, Feta Cheese, Red Onions + Candied Walnuts. Tossed In Citrus Vinaigrette. With Garlic Bread

$6

$10

Blackened Wild Caught Alaskan Sockeye Salmon.* $7

Prawns $7

Chicken Breast $4
Grilled Romaine + Steak

- Flame Grilled Romaine And 8 oz. All Natural Angus Ribeye, Smoked Bacon, Gorgonzola Cheese Crumbles + Red Onions.

$16
Caesar*

Romaine Tossed With Anchovy Caesar Dressing, Parmesan Cheese + Croutons.(Entrée Served With Garlic Bread.)

Starter $9

Entrée $5

Blackened Wild Caught Alaskan Sockeye Salmon $7

Prawns $7

Chicken Breast $4
Prawn + Avocado

- Organic Mixed Greens, Citrus Rosemary Infused Wild Red Prawns, Avocado, Smoked Bacon, Gorgonzola Cheese Crumbles + Grape Tomatoes. With Garlic Bread.

$13
Cobb

Organic Mixed Greens, All Natural Flame Grilled Chicken Breast, Cage Free Egg, Smoked Bacon, Tomatoes, Gorgonzola Cheese Crumbles + Mushrooms. With Garlic Bread.

$13

Appetizers

Stuffed Jalapeños

Cream Cheese Stuffed Jalapeños Wrapped In Smoked Bacon. With Chipotle Aiol

$10
Bacon Wrapped Prawns

- Six Large Wild Red Prawns Wrapped In Smoked Bacon. With Chipotle Aioli.

$12
Jp’s Mozz Sticks

Fresh Sliced Mozzarella Rolled Twice In Seasoned Breading. With Marinara Sauce.

$8
Wings

Over A Pound Of All Natural Habanero Seasoned And Breaded Chicken Wings. With Carrots, Cucumbers + Tarragon Ranch Dressing
Served “Dry” Or Tossed In Your Choice Of JP’s Wing Sauces: Guinness Buffalo, BBQ Or Fire Roasted Habanero Sauce.

$12
Nachos Fresca

Fresh Cooked Corn Tortilla Chips, Choice Of Fresh Ground Angus Chuck, Marinated Chicken Or Guajillo Chile Marinated Pork, Cheddar-Jack Cheese, Queso, Jalapeños, Black Olives, Tomatoes + Green Onions. Drizzled With Avocado Crema. With A Side Of Salsa

$12
Gorgonzola Waffle Fries

Waffle Cut Potatoes Smothered with Creamy Gorgonzola Cheese Sauce.

$8.50
Chicken Strips

Crisp and Tender. With Fries and Ranch.

$9
Gizzards

One Pound Made to Order. Lightly Breaded and Seasoned. With Ranch.

$8.99
Crab + Artichoke Dip

Baked Red Deepsea Crab, Artichoke Hearts, Onions + Parmesan Cheese. With A Toasted Baguette.

$11

Soups

Steak Chili

Steak and Ground Beef Simmered in Omission IPA with Veggies, Spices and Black Beans. Topped with Cheddar-Pepper Jack Cheese and Green Onions.

Cup $5.50

Bowl $7.50
Clam Chowder

New England Style Chowder with Bacon.

Cup $5.50

Bowl $7.50
Soup of the day

Cup $5

Bowl $7

HI IU Favorites

Toast Options: English Muffin, Sourdough, Wheat or White.

HY IU SCRAMBLE

Scrambled Eggs with Bacon, Black Forest Ham and Sausage. Topped With Cheddar-Jack Cheese and Sausage Gravy. With Hash Browns or Red Potatoes + Toast.

$11.99
EGGS BENEDICT*

English Muffin, Canadian Bacon + Poached Eggs. Topped with Hollandaise Sauce. With Hash Browns or Red Potatoes.

$10.99
JOE’S SPECIAL

Three Eggs Scrambled with Seasoned Ground Beef, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions and Parmesan Cheese. With Hash Browns or Red Potatoes + Toast.

$11.99
CORNED BEEF HASH*

Shredded Corned Beef with Hash Browns, Onions and Green Peppers. With Two Eggs + Toast.

$10.99
TWO EGG BREAKFAST*

Two Eggs and Bacon, Black Forest Ham or Sausage Links. With Hash Browns or Red Potatoes + Toast.

$8.99
BISCUITS + GRAVY*

Biscuits Smothered with Homemade Sausage Gravy. With Two Eggs + Hash Browns or Red Potatoes.

$8.59
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK*

Smothered with Homemade Sausage Gravy. With Two Eggs, Hash Browns or Red Potatoes + Toast.

$10.99
STEAK + EGGS*

8 oz. Angus Rib-Eye. With Two Eggs, Hash Browns or Red Potatoes + Toast.

$12.99
BURRITO

Large Flour Tortilla Stuffed with Scrambled Eggs, Bacon, Black Forest Ham, Sausage, Green Peppers, Onions, Tater Tots and Cheddar-Jack Cheese. With Sour Cream + Salsa.

$10.99

Skillets

Served on a Sizzling Skillet. Two Cage Free Eggs, Hash Browns or Red Potatoes + Toast. Toast Options: English Muffin, Sourdough, Wheat Or White

MEAT*

Smoked Bacon, Black Forest Ham, Sausage + Cheddar-Jack Cheese.

$10.99
SAUSAGE*

Smoked Sausage, Onions, Green Peppers + Cheddar-Jack Cheese

$10.99
PHILLY*

Thin Sliced Rib-Eye Steak, Onions, Green Peppers + Cheese Sauce.

$11.49
VEGGIE*

Tomatoes, Olives, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Avocado + Mozzarella Cheese.

$10.99

Omelettes

Made with Three Cage Free Eggs, Hash Browns Or Red Potatoes + Toast. Toast Options: English Muffin, Sourdough, Wheat Or White.

WESTERN

Bacon, Sausage, Onions, Green Peppers + CheddarJack Cheese.

$10.99
VEGGIE

Tomatoes, Olives, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Avocado + Mozzarella Cheese.

$10.99
HAM + CHEESE

Black Forest Ham + Cheddar-Jack Cheese.

$10.99
TACO

Seasoned Ground Beef, Black Olives, Tomatoes, Cheddar-Jack Cheese and Avocado. With Sour Cream + Salsa.

$10.99

From the Griddle

PANCAKES, EGGS + BACON*

Two Pancakes, Two Eggs, Two Slices of Bacon. With Butter + Syrup.

$7.99
BELGIAN WAFFLE

With Butter + Syrup.

$6.49

Add Fresh Cream + Strawberries $2.49
BACON BELGIAN WAFFLE*

Bacon Stuffed Waffle Topped with Two Eggs and Bacon. With Butter + Syrup.

$9.99
FRIED CHICKEN + BELGIAN WAFFLE

Two Whole Chicken Wings on a Belgian Waffle. With Butter + Syrup.

$10.99
FRENCH TOAST*

3 Slices of Texas Toast, Egg Battered and Grilled. With Two Eggs and Bacon, Ham or Sausage Links. With Butter + Syrup.

$8.99

Sides

pancakes (2)

$3.99
toast (2 slices)

$1.69
english muffin

$1.69
hash browns

$2.99
red potatoes

$2.99
ham

$4.29
sausage (3 links)

$4.29
bacon (4 slices)

$4.29
sausage gravy

$2.49
biscuit and gravy

$5.99
seasonal fruit cup

$3.99
oatmeal

$5.79

Rib-Eye Steak*

Gorgonzola Alfredo

Grilled Sockeye Salmon*

Fish + Chips

Mac + Cheese

Pickle Chips

Chicken Strips

Chicken Sliders

Pork Tacos

Beef Sliders

Steak Tacos

Mini Pizza

Hot Wings

Nachos

JP's Mediocrity IPA

JP's Insignificance Hoppy Red Ale

JP’s Mediocrity IPA

JP’s Insignificance Red Ale

Georgetown Manny’s

Full Sail Cascade Pilsner

7 Seas Rude Parrot IPA

7 Seas Cutts Amber

*Dystopian State Thought Police IPA,

Half Lion Log Show Blonde

*Ruben’s Robust Porter

*Elysian Superfuzz Blood Orange Pale Ale

*No-Li Red, White & No-Li Pale Ale

Mac & Jacks African Amber

Iron Horse Irish Death Ale

Widmer Hefeweizen

Blue Moon Belgian White

Wet Coast Moving Day IPA

2 Towns BrightCider

Miller Genuine Draft

Bud Light

Coors Light

*Truly Spiked & Sparkling Grapefruit & Pomelo

Budweiser Bottle / 16oz Aluminum

Bud Light Bottle / 16oz Aluminum

Miller Lite

Miller Genuine Draft

PBR Tallboys

Rainier Tallboys / Pale Ale

Becks N/A

Mike's Hard Lemonade

Omissions IPA

Corona/ Corona Light

Heineken

Henry Weinhards

Stella Artois/Stella Cidre

Redhook ESB Tallboys

Guiness

Michelob Ultra

Best Damn Root Beer

Houge

14 Hands

Peter Yealands

Hogue

14 Hands

Hogue

Bernard Griffin

14 Hands

Cypress Vineyards

Trinity oaks

14 hands

Cheese Burger

Cheese Pizza

Grilled Cheese

Chicken Strips

Mac + Cheese

Fish + Chips

Mini Corn Dogs

Pancakes

French Toast

Belgian Waffles

Classic Combo

Milk or Chocolate Milk

Hot Chocolate

Lemonade

Dr. Pepper, Mist Twist, Orange Crush, Pepsi Or Root Beer